(Source: kalstedom)

pacifairy:

Forget puppy play or kitten play or even fox play
Sloth play is the one for me.
Continuous clinging. Little to no movement. Screaming at the top of your lungs when ready to mate. That’s the good life.

kyriarchy:

arijandro:

i had a dream i moved to boston & my boyfriend took me to DISNEYLAND BOSTON that only residents of boston were aware of, but it was fucking haunted to all hell and no one around would admit it 

I am so disappointed that Boston doesn’t have catacombs now.

kyriarchy:

arijandro:

i had a dream i moved to boston & my boyfriend took me to DISNEYLAND BOSTON that only residents of boston were aware of, but it was fucking haunted to all hell and no one around would admit it 

I am so disappointed that Boston doesn’t have catacombs now.

rong-t98:

I want to feel you,Erik.

rong-t98:

I want to feel you,Erik.

neondoto:

diavolofucker:

my mom just called my ps3 “the sega”

sony does what nintendon’t

queers4magneto:

I have this problem, too.

queers4magneto:

I have this problem, too.

(Source: imnotdaredevil)

btw a new humiliation garment was obtained and this may have occurred yesterday

klushund:

That’s easily the single greatest X-Men cover art ever *_*
Wolverine (2003) #6, cover art by Esad Ribic

klushund:

That’s easily the single greatest X-Men cover art ever *_*

Wolverine (2003) #6, cover art by Esad Ribic

jadeagogo replied to your post:uuuuuuuuuuugh
God dammit stop trying to die with tank

we go down together. 

spoiler alert: he is just interested in trying to eat human barfs. remind me how i got a dog from the cat shelter again???

Ps: solointhesand reminded me of the days of pedialyte. i don’t think this is that bad, thank goodness. 

uuuuuuuuuuugh

was all set to write remix & grapefruits tonight but apparently something was off in the omelette i made around 4pm and my stomach got the memo around 7

i was so happy to not vomit at trader joes (where my vague gastric pain became sudden nausea) and the bike home but divine retribution happened anyway i was taking a piss when the barfs became imminent so of course it was the vomit of max pantsless shame AND a mosquito was in the room so my ass got bit like seriously get a guy when he is super down

now i am alternating between lying down and dry heaves and fielding tank’s concerns he is SO concerned i’ve been groomed so well

corndogfairy:

cub wants to be a muscle bear.

(Source: astralmatter)

facts-i-just-made-up:

Pink Floyd cosplay has killed over 50 fans and is banned in England.

facts-i-just-made-up:

Pink Floyd cosplay has killed over 50 fans and is banned in England.

(Source: herotox)