elysedc:

The ultimate dad joke compilation

cudl:

I am the opposite gender. I am the infinite, negative gender. I am the all-seeing black hole gender. I’ll destroy everything

(Source: 52396)

kevinwada:

Jubilee
Wizard World Austin 2014 sketch
Had to throw a shiba in there.

kevinwada:

Jubilee

Wizard World Austin 2014 sketch

Had to throw a shiba in there.

toonzeldas:

Disney fans trying to explain the difference between Rapunzel/Anna/Elsa/Honey Lemon’s designs like:

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emilylubanko:

Sometimes I have dreams where I wait in a room until a figure brings me one of my (long dead) pets, and they sit with me for a while.

Edit: People have asked for prints. They are here.

readysteadytwat:

Star Trek without context. this is the opening to a porno i swear.

helens78:

telesilla:

interquast:

there is nothing more weird than reading a fanfiction someone wrote in 2006. where are these people now? are they doing okay? have they found love? do they have kids? so much can happen in 8 years

Hee, ditto (same people in many cases)!

Since 2006, I have remained married to the same wonderful guy, traveled, brushed up on my French, started learning Dutch, quit World of Warcraft, and very recently gotten pregnant. Oh, and my anxiety disorder is now in remission. \o/

I also don’t think 2006 is that long ago, fandom-wise… More often, I wonder whatever became of folks in the fandom circa 2000. 

Though man, 2006 was a busy year for me. I started nursing school, broke up from a bad relationship scene, started writing fanfic again for serious (I started writing in ACD Holmes fandom in late 2006) and apparently wrote the following (thank u el jay):

dear future-people reading past-me’s fics: don’t worry i think i figured it out eventually?

(Source: odinsblog)

Red’s surgical journey, part 9

In further news, my left nipple (the same side that had the hematoma, or as we’ll call it from now on, “nop the lesser,” or perhaps “the devil’s nipple” or “trashbreast” or “the boobish boob” I’ve not decided and am taking all suggestions) had… pretty much been looking funny all along. Just… generally not great, particularly in juxtaposition with the well-healing neighbor and all (really I don’t think havin a good one for comparison is helping at all).

So I wound up with another trip to the office because I was worried enough about it. Pretty much they said what you’d reckon: there’s always a weird one, going in twice doesn’t do many favors on that side, and to keep it clean and neosporin it. If it doesn’t heal up, it’ll earn a prescription wound cream.

It’s definitely got good blood flow, no risk of nipple death here… And to me (and the surgery center) it doesn’t look particularly infected. It just is a little gross… And might wind up healing to look a bit funny, I guess?

I was a bit more stressed about the latter yesterday and early today, but then I sorta remembered a) my own “everyone’s chest looks off” speech and b) ffs who are we kidding it’ll wind up tattooed if it so much as considers lookin gross and actually probably if it looks fine too for that matter ha.

Still swollen on that side, too. Just gotta give it some time. In other other news: neondoto and I played a good deal of lego rock band and WELCOME: TO DIE (the xmans arcade game… And apparently he really says “I am master of magnet,” singular? you can attack everyone before they finish speaking, which was always my mo, so I just thought I was cutting him off ahahaha), which is all much better than obsessin over a scabby nop.

ouctan-tsuvai:

в ожидании чуда

ouctan-tsuvai:

в ожидании чуда

(Source: weirdnessisgood)

hackedmotionsensors:

Day 14: DOUBLE WHAMMY! Its Succubus and genderbend/cisswap(I just remembered that word ahaaa)
I couldn’t decide if Charlotte was a nun or just a freewheelin’ girl in a white dress.

hackedmotionsensors:

Day 14: DOUBLE WHAMMY! Its Succubus and genderbend/cisswap(I just remembered that word ahaaa)

I couldn’t decide if Charlotte was a nun or just a freewheelin’ girl in a white dress.

spektrmodule:

amnesiacbutterfly:

i have seen the future and this will never be okay

IT WAS THE MSOT BULLSHIT DEATH HIS POWER WAS LITERALLY SURVIVAL HE WAS ABLE TO SURVIVE SHIT

spektrmodule:

amnesiacbutterfly:

i have seen the future and this will never be okay

IT WAS THE MSOT BULLSHIT DEATH HIS POWER WAS LITERALLY SURVIVAL HE WAS ABLE TO SURVIVE SHIT

(Source: hikstii)