May 2013
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morphingly:
brightredkettle:
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
are you the nclex because i’d like to do you until the computer turns off
stewardish:
I don’t think of myself as all that old, but then something happens like I remember when buying yogurt in small plastic containers was an exciting new thing.
veganrantss:
White people get mad when you wear a band t shirt of a band you don’t listen to, but they’re fine with wearing headdresses from cultures they know and care nothing about.
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colorado-wannabe:
So in English class we had to draw a scene from The Great Gatsby. After the drawings were done the teacher was showing them to the class, and one drawing was a pic of Gatsby reaching towards at the green light, but in the drawing Gatsby didn’t have hands. So my teacher starts saying something like how this picture has hidden meaning and portrays the helplessness Gatsby feels,...
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Somehow it is not as moving when they are like 30 and just met a year ago and not like 65 and been married for 40 years
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and speaking of
a while ago i got a sparkly gold star that i get to clip to my badge at work. it sounds even more silly than it looks which is sayin something, but anyway it means that I was (on my unit) The Most Mentioned By Patients For Providing Exceptional Care (TM???) in the first financial quarter of the year!!!
I guess it sunk in for reals tonight because i was up on another unit as a float and someone...
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float rns: the awful truth: we suck when out of...
me, assessing someone just up from pacu: huh. sorry, give me a minute here.
patient: what's wrong?
me: dude, i'm a cardiac nurse.
me, finally unclamping bra: usually we just cut these things off.
patient: sounds like you guys have a lot more fun!
me: you have nooooo idea.
patient: you have no clue how much i needed a scar impression tonight, oh my god.
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petratodd:
looking forward to the day we see a contemporary tv or movie adaptation of Irene Adler that is actually Irene Adler and not just some female character with that name.
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An open note to readers of fanfic
emmagrant01:
Sometimes I stare at the computer screen when the words don’t want to come and I think, “Fuck, who am I kidding? This is terrible writing, and this story is shit, and no one cares, anyway.” And I close the window and go do something else.
But every now and then I get an amazing, heartfelt, beautiful comment from someone who loved something I wrote, and it reminds me that, at least...
“Hurt people hurt people. That’s how pain patterns gets passed on, generation...”
– Yehuda Berg (via eastkids)
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ratatat - seventeen years
“I firmly believe in small gestures: pay for their coffee, hold the door for...”
– Jonathan Carroll (via thatkindofwoman)
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Co-starring Helena Bonham Carter with artfully...
pinkiuspiekus:
When whitewashing in movies gets to the point where you’ve got fucking Johnny Depp playing Tonto and Bundtcake Cumberbund or whatever he’s called playing Khan and the company goes out of its way to hide this fact because it knows there will be a shit-storm over it, it’s pretty disheartening.
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also
now that cockroach 2013 is over (adventure 1 of ????, this week feels like it’s gotta be the start of dry summer which is like JUST WARM ENOUGH FOR CICADAS AND SATAN ROACHES but not MONSOONS which DROWN THOSE FUCKERS) i am all adrenaline and useless to keep writing porn also i think i am a little woozy from all this carpet cleaner?
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Waaaaahhhhhhhhh there is a giant cockroach in my house it flew at me currently hiding in bedroom
